Tuesday 18 September 2012

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Ishq Shayari

Ishq Shayari

Collection of Ishq Shayari, Urdu Ishq Shayari, Hindi Ishq Shayari, Urdu Ishq Shayari and Poetry. Ishq Shayari Section is regularly updated with new and fresh Shayari.

  • Andhairi Raat K Lamhe

    • Andhairi Raat K Lamhe Tamam Hone Tak, Tujhe Hi Sochta Hoon Subho Se Shaam Hone Tak, Main Aisa Jisam Hoon Jis Ki Rooh Bhi Tu Hai, Adhuri Zaat Hoon Main Tere Naam Hone Tak, … Teri Aawaz Sun Na Loon To DIL Nahi Lagta, Tarapta Rehta Hoon Tujh Se HUM Kalaam Hone Tak, Teri Nazar [...]

  • Ishq wahi jo ho ek tarfa…

    • ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa, IZHAR e ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai, HAI agar ishq to aankho mein dekho, ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai.. Romantic Shayari, Romantic Poetry, Urdu Romantic Shayari, Romantic Hindi Shayari, Romantic Shayari Sms, Romantic Shayaris, Romantic Love Shayari, Love Poetry P2XR83FHGYQ9

  • Zindgi Ke Hai Pecheeda Itne

    • Falsafe Zindgi Ke Hai Pecheeda Itne Ki Chalne Se Pehle Meri Raahein Bikhar Jati Hai Hazar Zakmo Ke Baad Aaj Aisa Aalam Hai Ke Ishq Ke Naam Se Hi Rooh Sihar Jati Hai

  • Ishq Aisa Karo

    • Ishq Aisa Karo Ki Dhadkan Mein Bas Jaaye Saans Bhi Lo To Khushboo Usi Ki Aaye Pyaar Ka Nasha Aankhon Pe Chhaaye Baat Koi Bhi Ho Par Naam Usi Ka Aaye

  • Ishq Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai

    • Ishq Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai Wafa Ke Naam Par Marna Sikha Deta Hai Ishq Nahi Kya To Kar Ke Dekho Zalim Har Dard? Sehna Sikha Deta Hai

  • Mere Ishq Ka Sitara

    • Raha Gurdishon Main Hardam Mere Ishq Ka Sitara Kabhi Dagmagai Kishti Kabhi Kho Gia Kinara Koi Dil K Khel Dekhe K Mohabbaaton Ki Bazi Wo Kadam Kadam Pe Jeete, Main Kadam Kadam Pe Hara Ye Hamari Bad Nasibi Jo Nahin Hai To Aur Kia Hai K Usi K Ho Gai Hain, Jo Na Ho Saka [...]

  • Mere Saamne Aakar Dekho

    • Aaina Hoon Main Mere Saamne Aakar Dekho Khud Nazar Aaogye Jo Aankh Mila Ker Dekho Mere Gham Mai Mari Takdeer Nazar Aati Hai Dugmagaaoge Mera Dard Utha Ker Dekho Youn Tu Aasaan Nazar Aata Hai Manzil Ka Safar Kitna Mushquil Hai Meri Raaha Se Jaaker Dekho Bazam Ka Meri Charagaan Hai Nazar Ka Dhoka Kin [...]

  • Matam Nahi Kertay

    • Gir Jaye Jo Dewar Tu Matam Nahi Kertay Kartay Hain Boht Log Magar Hum Nahi Kertay Hai Apni Tabiat Main Jo Khami Tu Yehi Hai Hum Ishq Tu Kertay Hain Magar Kam Nahi Kertay Nafrat Se Tu Behter Hai Ke Rastay Hi Juda Hoon Bekar Guzar Gahon Ko Baham Nahi Kertay Her Sans Mein Dozakh [...]

  • Teray Ghar Ki Nazuk Khirkiyan

    • Ajj Phir Totaain Gi Teray Ghar Ki Nazuk Khirkiyan Ajj Ek Deewana Teray Shahar Mein Dekha Gaya

  • Ek Tumharey Jaisa

    • Aisa Karna Key Chand Sey Kuch Mitti Lana Us Main Sey Do Putley Banana Ek Tumharey Jaisa Ek Merey Jaisa Un Potloon Ko Phir Tum Toor Deyna Un Sey Phir Tum Do Putley Banana Ek Tumharey Jaisa Ek Merey Jaisa Ta K Kuch Kuch Tum Main Hum Reh Jayen Kuch Kuch Hum Main Tum Reh [...]

    Kiss SMS

    Kiss is the first step to show


    Kiss is the first step to show
    how much i love you,
    how much i think about you,
    how much i miss u
    and
    show that i trust u...
    posted in Kiss SMS, Romantic SMS

    Never KISS a lady police


    Never KISS a lady police,
    She will say, hands up.
    Never KISS a lady doctor,
    She will say, Next please
    Always KISS a lady teacher,
    She will say, repeat it 5 time
    posted in Funny SMS, Kiss SMS

    A boy ask the girl for a kiss


    True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl
    For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes
    And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss'
    But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"
    posted in Kiss SMS, Love SMS

    Full form of KISS MISS


    DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS
    K=KISS
    I=IS
    S=SO
    S=SWEET
    M=MISS
    I=IS
    S=SO
    S=SEXY
    THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY
    posted in Kiss SMS

    A kiss is something


    A kiss is something
    you cannot give without taking
    and cannot take without giving.
    posted in Kiss SMS

    Meaning of kisses


    Different types of kisses and their meaning
    Kiss On The Forehead ->"Forever you Will Be Mine"
    Kiss On The Ear ->"I'm romantic"
    Kiss On The Cheek ->"We're Friends"
    Kiss On The Hand ->"I Adore You"
    Kiss On The Neck ->"We Belong Together"
    Kiss On The Shoulder ->"I Want You"
    Kiss On The Lips ->"I Love You" OR"I Want You"
    posted in Kiss SMS, Love SMS

    What kisses mean?


    What kisses mean!
    KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
    KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
    KISS ON NECK=i want u,
    KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
    KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=....
    lets not get carried away!

    wo kiya hai
    Wo kiyA hAi??
    JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




    U Dirty MiNd





    AnswEr hAi

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    BethA
    huA

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    BAkrA ... :p ;->

     
    a simple logic
    A Simple Logic:

    Human=eat+work+sleep
    +enjoy

    Donkey=eat+work+sleep

    Ther4
    Human=donkey+enjoy
    0r
    Human-enjoy=donkey

    i.e.Human who doesnt enjoy is a donkey

     
    ek din sham ko jb chai ka
    Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa, main ne chaha k us ko b apne sath apne pas le aaon lekin ye soch kr chup ho gye k ammi gusa karain gi, is liye meri chahat aur tarap muje beqarar kr rhi thi kyun ye waqt chai ka tha aur main




    "BISCUT" k bina nhi rah skti thi. :-) :-D
     
    i dont want to go
    Son: I Don't Want To Go School Ma!
    All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
    &
    The Kids Hate Me.

    Mom:No!
    U Should Go, Bcoz U R The






    "Principal"

     
    ek chalees ki last local
    Kisi RaiLwAy tRaCk pEr aPun kI LiFe bHi jHkaAs hO JaNI Thi.








    >>MaGr saALA
    Paki§tAn mE

    Ek cHaLeEs kI Last LocAL Nahi chALti. . .

     
    smack dat bastard
    Did U Knw Dat

    Whn Sum1 Annoys U

    It Takes 42 Muscles To Frown

    But

    It Takes Only 4 Muscles To Extend Your Arm Out

    And


    Smack Dat Bastard In The Head :P ;->

     
    uffo kia krte ho
    Uffo kia krte ho
    Dur hat jao
    Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?
    Aqal nahi hy kya?
    Uf abi nhi karo na

    Akele me krna











    NAAK SAAF ;->

    Hmesha Ganda Sochna :p

     
    business communication
    B C is the short form of...

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    B C ka matlab hai

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    Business Communication..!

    Pata nahi log Q galat sochne lag jate hain.....;->

     
    ye sangemarmar
    Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

    Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab

    Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

    Kambakht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Aisi Hy ;->

    Misleading SMS / Text Messages

    Misleading SMS / Text Messages


    A short thing
    its get longer as u hold it
    & pass between woman's breast
    & enters into a small hole
    What is it?









    Ans. cars seat belt...u dirty mind

    posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS, Riddle SMS

    We will buy new wedding wring

    Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
    Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,
    Girlfriend:Push it in,
    Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,
    Girlfriend:Its painful,
    Boyfriend:Forget it.
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    Well buy new WEDDING RING!
    posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS

    What is 6" inch long


    Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
    which is 6" long
    and move it in and out
    and wait for a white substance to come out?
    Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
    i cant tell such words
    Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
    posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS

    When things go wrong, i want 2 b there


    When things go wrong,
    when sadness fills your heart &
    when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
    just let me know.
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    cause I want 2b there 4 U!
    I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
    posted in Misleading SMS

    It's the things that satisfies your mind


    It's the thing that satisfies
    ur mind, body & soul!
    Do it on bed, on a sofa,
    in the car or anywhere!
    It's called Prayer!
    God bless ur naughty mind.
    posted in Adult SMS, Cool/Decent SMS, Misleading SMS

    Meri tarah perfect


    I never forget my sincere friends
    when i see some faults in them
    i keep patient & just realize that
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    "ab har koi meri terha perfect
    tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)
    posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Misleading SMS

    I want u ... To be with me In a


    I want u ...
    To be with me In a nice Restaurent
    To have candle light dinner.... &
    to say those sweet three words to U....
    "Pay The Bill"
    posted in Flirt SMS, Misleading SMS

    Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do


    Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
    Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
    Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
    Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,



    kafi der tak wo apnay
    KAFI DER TAK WO APNAY HATH SE MERA PAKDAY RAHA PAPPU,

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    AUR KUCH DER BAAD BOLA...

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    TUMHE BUKHAAR HAY. TUMHARE HATH KAFI GARAM HO RHAY HAY..!!
     
    a little girl whn askd
    A Little Girl Whn Askd Her Name, Wud Rply-"I'm Mr. David's Daughter"
    Her Mother Told Her This Was Wrong, She Must Say-"I'm Jenifer David"
    The Vicar Spoke 2 Her In Sunday School & Said "Aren't U Mr. David's Daughter?" Wid Her Mom Standing Jst Away, She Replied
    "I Thought I Was Bt Mummy Says I'm Not" ;->
     
    what comes down
    whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up?
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    tHiNk
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    tHiNk
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    itS eAZy
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    stILL cOnFuSeD?
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    Ok
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    oH Its RAIN...!
     
    jab kisi ke taraf dil
    Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy
    Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay
    to..
    To..
    To..
    To..
    To..
    To..
    To...
    VICKS ki goli lu
     
    pecia tea
    ; ; ; ; ; ;
    c("""") c("""")
    """" """"

    $pecia£ TEA

    Ek mere leye
    !
    Aur
    !
    dosri b mere leye.

    Tum Chahye To Apni Bana K Pio.

     
    aj hum aap se dil ki
    Aj hum aap se dil ki baat karty hain mind na karna:-@%-)




    MAIN







    Aap



    Se




    Bohat:-)



    PIY...:-*




    Piya...:-O





    PIYARA HON.
     
    double meaning
    love is a mamory that's naver fad's i will hold u in my heart allway's from ur touchi emotional.......
     
    a man goin 2 his work
    A man goin 2 his work, Another man asks:
    "Kahan ja raha hy bhai?"
    2nd rplied: Yar kaarkhany ja rha hon
    1st: Aby ghr me khana nhi pkta jo Car khany ja rha hy ;->
     
    road per khri hui orat
    Road pEr kHri Hui Orat

    Jo hEr Car wALay Rokay

    ¤Unse Muk Muka Kray,

    ¤NiqaAb OrH Le


    KON HO SAKTI HAI?





    Kya Kaha?



    Taxi. . .




    Aray Bhai,


    I M TalKing Abt



    Trafic Lady Warden.



    Dirty Mind. . . .;;
     
    crime doesnt pay
    Crime Doesn't Pay. . . .





    Does

    THAT


    MEAN



    MY


    JOB



    IS




    A









    "CRIME"

    double meaning sms / text messages

    double meaning sms / text messages

    &

    twisted sms / text messages

    posted in Misleading SMS

    Someone misses you


    SomeOne..
    MiSSES U..
    NeeDS U..
    Worries About U
    Lonely Without U
    Guess Who?
    THE MONKEY IN
    ... THE ZOO ..
    posted in April Fools SMS, Insult SMS, Misleading SMS

    U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world


    You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
    Just a second, don't misunderstand.
    CUTE means:
    Creating
    Useless
    Troubles
    Everywhere..

    Caught sleeping together


    Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
    Boy2.Oh! I know her
    Boy1:How?
    Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
    Boy1:What the hell?
    Boy2.during lecture in maths class
    Think +ve:)
    posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Misleading SMS

    Wife said I'm dying


    Husband texts to wife on cell..
    "Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
    Wife: I'm dying..!
    Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
    Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
    Husband: "Bloody English Language!
    posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS, Wife SMS

    Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju


    Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
    Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
    Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
    Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
    posted in Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS

    Millions Of People Write Love Letters.


    Millions of people write love letters.
    But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
    Just imagine how lucky i m!
    Great words said by
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    ** dust bin **


    PUNCTUATION POWER:

    An English professor wrote the words:

    "A woman without her man is nothing"

    & Asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

    All the males
    wrote:
    "A Woman, widout her man, is nothing"

    While,
    All females wrote:
    "A Woman ! without her, man is nothng". :D


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    larki jub saray kapray utaar
    Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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    Taar khali ho jati hay.
    Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->

     
    smile is the 2nd best thing
    smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
    Of course you know the first one... :-D





    It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

    But I like the way U think! ;-)

     
    there iz nothing greater
    Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
    So go get married fast and bcome parents.
    Think different
    Do different:-D..
     
    bangali student se
    TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

    Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

    "My BrothEr cAn't Cook."





    BAngALi:

    "HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->

     
    mrs taniya good news for you
    Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

    Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

    Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
    :D
     
    ragging ke waqt larko
    Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

    Patna kahan par hai?

    Larki-India mein

    Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

     
    1 class ka bacha
    2010.
    1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
    Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
    Miss: So sweet!
    Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
    Miss: Wo kyon?
    Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
    Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

    Bacha:
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    Tution parhne k liye..
     
    ur annual dementia test
    Ur Annual Dementia
    test! :)

    Exercise of brain is as important as of the muscles.
    Below is a very important private way to guage ur loss & non-loss of intelligence. :)
    OK - relax - clear ur mind & begin


    Wat do we put in toaster?

    'bread'
    if u said 'toast,'
    give up now. Try not to hurt urself. If u said 'bread,' go to next question.

    Say - 'silk' 9 times
    now - spell 'silk.' Wat do cows drink?

    Cows drink 'water'
    If u said 'milk' dont attempt the next one. Ur brain is over-stressed n may even overheat. Proceed if u said 'water'.

    If red house is made of red bricks, black house of black bricks, blue of blue bricks, yellow of yellow bricks, pink of pink bricks, brown of brown bricks, what's a green house made of?

    Green house is made of Grass :p
    If u said 'green bricks' -y the heck r u still readin? :p

     
    mangta hoon to deti nahi
    Mangta hoon to deti nahi...

    jawab mere salwal ka..

    Deti hai to khada ho jata hai..

    Rom rom jazbat ka..

    khada hota hai to dalne ko man karta hai....

    balo me fool gulab ka...

    dalta hoon to tapak padta hai..

    patta patta gulab ka...

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