Tuesday 18 September 2012

Ghazal

Ghazal

Collection of Ghazal, Urdu Ghazal, Hindi Ghazal, Urdu Ghazal and Poetry. Ghazal Section is regularly updated with new and fresh Shayari.
  • Hansna nahi aata mujhe

  • Hansna nahi aata mujhe ye baat nahi hai Shaid tumhain andaza-e halaat nahi hai ye kaise kahun, un sey main waqif hi nahi hon haan, dur sey dekha hay, mulaqaat nahi hai shikweay tau unhain mujh sey hamesha hi rahey hain merey leye ye koi nai baat nahi hai.. Be-noor ujaalon ko seher kaise samajh [...]
  • Mera Dil Todkar

  • Khat Likh Raha Hun Ahd_e_Mohabbat Ko Tor K.. Kaaghaz Pe Aansu’on Ki, Jagah Chor Chor K.. Tu Fikar-Mand Q hai Mera Dil Tor K? Me Khud Hi Ja Raha Hun Tera Shahr Chor k.. Kal Raat Likhne Betha Ghazal Tere Naam Ki, Alfaz Saamne The Khare Yun Haath Jorr Jorr k.. Jis Me Tumhara Aks_e_Haseen [...]
  • Bicharney Ka Ishara Karkey

  • Baaton Baaton Mian Bicharney Ka Ishara Karkey Khud Bhi Roya Woh Buhat Ham Se Kinara Karkey Sochta Rehta Hoon Tanhai Main Anjam-E-Khuloos Phir Usi Jurm-E-Mohabbat Ko Dobara Karkey Jagmaga Di Hain Terey Shehrer Ki Galiyan Main Ne Apney Askhon Ko Palkon Pe Sitara Karkey Dekh Letey Hain Chalo Hosla Apne Dil Ka Aur Kuch Roz [...]
  • Chahat Ki Mehfil

  • Chahat Ki Mehfil Main Bulaya Hai Kisi Ne, Khud Bula Ker Phir Sataya Hai Kisi Ne, Jab Tak Jali Hai Shama Jalta Raha Parwana, Kiya Is Tarhan Saath Nibhaya Hai Kisi Ne Armaan Mere Raiza Raiza Ho Gaye Hain, Yun Kil K Aangan Say Giraya Hai Kisi Ne, Aag Lagi Hai Dasht Main Koi Kiya [...]
  • Dil Main Jalana Bhi

  • Aik Dia Dil Main Jalana Bhi, Bujha Bhi Daina, Yaad Karna Bhi Usey Roo, Bhula Bhi Daina, Kia Kahon Yeh Meri Chahat Hai K Nafrat Is Ki, Naam Likhna Bhi Maira, Likh K Mita Bhi Daina, Phir Na Milnay Ko Bicharta Hon Tuj Say Laikin, Murr K Daikhon To Palatnay Ki Dua Bhi Karna, Khat [...]
  • Meri Raat Na Pooch

  • Kitni Mushkil Se Kati Kal Ki Meri Raat Na Pooch Dil Se Nikli Hui Honton Me Dabi Baat Na Pooch Wo Kis Adaa Se Merey Saamnay Se Guzraa Abhi Kis Tarha Mainay Sambhaley Merey Jazbaat Na Pooch Waqat Jo Badley To Insaan Badal Jaatey Hain Kya Nahi Dikhlaatey Yeh Gardish-E-Halaat Na Pooch Wo Kisi Ka [...]
  • Kismat K Wisaal-E-Yaar Hota

  • Yeh Na Thi Humari Kismat K Wisaal-E-Yaar Hota ? Ager Or Jeete Rehte Tu Yehi Intazar Hota, Kahoon Kiss Se Main K Kia Hai, Shab-E-Ghum Bori Bala Hai, Mujhe Kia Bora Tha Marna, Ager Aek Baar Hota, Yeh Na Thi Humari Kismat K Wisaal-E-Yaa Hota .. Koei Mere Dil Se Poche, Tere Teer Neem Kash [...]
  • Sulagti Raat

  • Sulagti Raat Ghani Chandni Si Hoti Hai Tumhare Sath Ye Duniya Nayi Si Hoti Hai Gale Mein Uske Khuda Ki Ajeeb Barkat Hai Wo Bolta Hai To Ik Roshni Si Hoti Hai Kiran Nikalne Se Pehle Gulab Dekhe Hai Tumhari Yaad Mein Wo Tazgi Si Hoti Hai
  • Katoon Si Chubhti Hai Tanhai

  • Katoon Si Chubhti Hai Tanhai Angaroon Si Sulagti Hai Tanhai Koi Aa Kar Hum Dono Ko Hunsa De Main Rota Hoon Rone Lagti Hai Tanhai Jab Bhi Tere Hisar Se Nikalna Chaha Yaadoon K Beej Bone Lagti Hai Tanhai Raat K Kisi Hise Main Yeh Bhi Bewafa Ho Jati Hai Main Nahi Sota Sone Lagti [...]
  • Na Jo Thum Sakay Kisi Aur Say

  • Na Jo Thum Sakay Kisi Aur Say, Main Bujhta Aik Chiragh Hoon, Mera Room Room Dard Dard, Meray Dukh Ka Sira Nahin, Meri Laghzishon Main Pali Barhi, Koi Khoi Kahani Bhi Hai, To Jo Sath Hai To Sukoon Naheen, To Jo Rooth Gia To Azab Hai, Meri Zindagi Hai Aik Goo Mago, Mujhay Roshni Milti

    Intezaar Shayari

    Intezaar Shayari

    Collection of Intezaar Shayari, Urdu Intezaar Shayari, Hindi Intezaar Shayari, Urdu Intezaar Shayari and Poetry. Intezaar Shayari Section is regularly updated with new and fresh Shayari.
  • Tab lout Aana

  • Us Ney Kaha Sun Ehead Nibhaney Ki Khatir Mat Aana Ehaed Nibhaney Waley Aksar Majboori Ya Mahjoori Ki Thakaan Sey Louta Kartey Hain Tum Jaoo Aur Dariya Dariya Piyaas Bhujaoo Jin Aankhoon Main Dubo Jis Dil Main Bhi Utro Meri Talab Aawaz Na Degi Lekin Jab Meri Chahat Aur Khuwahish Ki Lou Itni Tez Aur [...]
  • Izhaar Kya Kare

  • Zakhm Itne Gehre Hai Izhaar Kya Kare Hum Khud Nishana Bann Gaye Waar Kya Kare Mar Gaye Hum Magar Khuli Rahi Aankhe Ab Isse Zyada Unka Intezaar Kya Karee?
  • Door Nikal Saktay Thay

  • Tum Ne Chaha Hi Nahi Haalat Badal Saktay Thay Terey Aansoo Meri Aankhoon Se Nikal Saktay Thay Tum To Theray Rahay Jheel K Pani Ki Terhan Derya Bantay To Bohat Door Nikal Saktay Thay
  • Mujhe Itna Pyaar Kyon Hai

  • Ek Ajnabi Se Mujhe Itna Pyaar Kyon Hai Inkar Karne Par Chahat Ka Ikraar Kyon Hai Use Pana Nahi Meri Taqdeer Mein Shayad Phir Har Mod Pe Usi Ka Intezar Kyon Hai
  • Wafa Mein Ab Ye Hunar

  • Wafa Mein Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aetbar Karna Hai Ye Tujko Jagte Rehna Ka Shouk Kabse Hoa Mojhe Tu Khair Tera Intezar Karna Hai
  • Intezaar Rehta Hai

  • Intezaar Rehta Har Shaam Tera Yaadain Katati Hain Le-Le Kar Naam Tera Muddat Se Baithe Hain Yeh Aas Paale Ki Aaj Aayega Koi Paigaam Tere
  • Terii Mohabbat Teraa Khayaal

  • Ab Ki Baras Bhi Vo Nahin Aayaa Bahaar Men Guzaregaa Aur Ek Baras Intazaar Men Ye Aag Ishq Kii Hai Bujhaane Se Kyaa Bujhe Dil Tere Bas Men Hai Na Mere Ikhtiyaar Men Hai Tuute Dil Men Terii Mohabbat Teraa Khayaal Khush-Rang Hai Bahaar Jo Guzarii Bahaar Men Aansuu Nahiin Hai Aankhon Men Lekin Tere [...]
  • A Mere Yar Lot Kar A Ja

  • A Mere Yar Lot Kar A Ja Ajj Tere Bohat Kami Mehsos Ho Rahe Hai Na Jane Kis Duniya Main Chala Gaya Ajj Tere Bohat Yaad A Rahe Hai Jab Logo Ko Baatain Kartee Dhekta Ho Tere Baatain Yaad Ate Hai Tere Saath Guzra Har Lamha Majhey Tarppata Hai Ek Hi Sacha Dost Mila Tha [...]
  • Izhaar Kiya Karte Hai

  • Har Sham Se Tera Izhaar Kiya Karte Hai Har Khwab Me Tera Didar Kiya Karte Hai Diwane Hi To Hai Hum Tere Jo Har Waqt Tere Milne Ka Intzaar Kiya Karte Hai
  • Dil Beqaraar Apna Hai

  • Tu Paas Bhi Ho Tu Dil Beqaraar Apna Hai K Ham Ko Tera Nahi Intezar Aapna Hai Woh Dur Ho Tu Baja Terk-E-Dosti Ka Khiyal Woh Saamnay Ho Tu Kab Ikhtiyaar Apna Hai Zamanay Bher K Dukhon Ko Laga Liya Dil Se Is Aasray Pe K Aik Ghamgusaar Apna Hai Milay Koi Bhi Tera Ziker [...]

    Aansoo Shayari

    Aansoo Shayari

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  • Mary Dil Ka Dard

  • Mary Dil Ka Dard Kis Ne Dikha Hai Mujhe Bass Khuda Ne Tarptey Dikha Hai Hum Tanhai Ma Baithe Rote Hain Logo Ne Humen Mahfil Ma Hasty Dikha Hai
  • Kuch Aisi Nishani De Gaye

  • Jane Kyu Woh Hame Kuch Aisi Nishani De Gaye Dohra Na Sake Aisi Kahani De Gaye Hum To Reh Gaye Pyase Par Woh Hamari Palko Ko Pani De Gaye
  • Shidat Se To Barsaat

  • Itni Shidat Se To Barsaat Be Kam Kam Barsay Jis Traha Ankh Teri Yaad Main Cham Cham Barsay Minatien Kon Kary Aik Gharondy Ke Lye Kah Do Baadal Se Barasta Hai To Jam Jam Barsay
  • Dil Mein Tumhare

  • Dil Mein Tumhare Apni Kammi Chore Jaaien Ge Aankhon Mein Aanson Ki Nammi Chore Jaaien Ge Yaad Rakhna Mujhe Doondte Phiroo Ge Aik Din Jabh Yeh Hum Zindagi Chore Jaaien Ge
  • Shaam Se Aankh May Nami Si Hai

  • Shaam Se Aankh May Nami Si Hai Aaj Phir Aap Ki Kami Si Hai Daffn Kardo Hamay Kay Saans Milay Nabz Kuch Dair Say Dabi Si Hai
  • Hum Mazay Main Hain

  • Us Se Kehna Hum Mazay Main Hain Bas Yaadain Bohat Stati Hain Un Ki Duuri Ka Gham Nahi Mujhe Bas Zara Aankhain Bheeg Jati Hain
  • Bina Dard Ke Aansu

  • Bina Dard Ke Aansu Bahaye Nahi Jate Bina Pyar Ke Rishte Nibhaye Nahi Jate Zindagi Me Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna Kisi Ko Rula Ke Apne Sapne Sajaye Nahi Jate
  • Mujh Ko Rula Kar

  • Mujh Ko Rula Kar Vo Bhi Roya To Hoga Mooh Aansuon Se Usne Bhi Dhoya To Hoga Agar Na Kiya Hai Hasil Kuch Humne Pyar Mein Kuch Na Kuch Usne Bhi Khoya To Hoga
  • Ek Raat Vo Mile Khwab Me

  • Ek Raat Vo Mile Khwab Me Hamne Pucha Kyo Thukraya Aapne? Jab Dekha Unki Aankho Me Bhi Aansu The Phir Kaise Puchte Kyo Rulaya Aapne
  • Koi Dikah Ke Roay

  • Koi Dikah Ke Roay Koi Chupa Ke Roay Hamein Rulane Wale Hameain Rula Ke Roay Marne Ka Maza To Tab Hai Jab Qatil Bi Janaze Pe Aa Ke Roay

    Double Meaning SMS

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    Press down if you miss me br

    Press down if you miss me

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    So U Miss Me

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    Ok You Can Stop

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    Well, I miss you too.
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    One boy went to meet his girlf

    One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
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    Itanii Muddat Baad Mile Hobr

    Itanii Muddat Baad Mile Ho

    Kin Socho Mein Gum Rahate Ho
    Tez Havaa Ne Mujh Se Puuchhaa

    Ret Pe Kyaa Likhate Rahate Ho
    Kaun Si Baat Hai Tum Mei Aisii

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    Apanii Kaho Ab Tum Kaise Ho
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    Plz give me a KISS

    Plz give me a ‘KISS’
    Shocked?
    Daro mat
    ‘KISS’
    means- K=Koi
    I=Interesting
    S=Sms
    S=Send karo @
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    Akherat k muamlay main gharì

    Akherat k muamlay main gharì bhar k lye ghor-o-fiker karna 60 saal ki ebadat say bahter hai (Ref.Jamia sagir al sautì pg365)
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    Girls misuse it!

    Girls misuse it!
    Anger robs it!
    Models sell it!
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    That’s SMILE

    Keep Smiling..
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    love is a mamory thats naver

    love is a mamory that’s naver fad’s i will hold u in my heart allway’s from ur touchi emotional…….
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    Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur

    Uffo Kia Kerte Ho

    Duur Hat Jao

    Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia

    Soche Ga ??

    Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
    Uff Abi Nhi Krona
    Akele Me Krna
    NAAK SAAF ;->
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    A boy n a girl: B

    A boy n a girl:
    Boy: Jaan tm PASS ho gai ho munh he meetha krwa do.
    Girl: Kiss se krwaon ???
    Boy: Haan isi se krwa do :)
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    wo kia cheez hai jo rat ko qab

    wo kia cheez hai jo rat ko qabro pr ghomti hy,or din ko mehel me aajati hai mrd us se darte hain orten pasand karti hain or bachay khaltay hain uska khana namak or kajoor hai uspar oun or bal hai, quran main may us ka zikar hai,or us ka nam meem se ata hai jawab zroor do pls
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    • Answer please wo kia cheez hai jo rat ko qabro pr ghomti hy or din ko mehel me aajati hai mrd us se darte hain orten pasand karti hain or bachay khaltay hain uska khana namak or kajoor hai uspar oun or bal hai quran main may us ka zikar hai or us ka nam m
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    Double Meaning SMS

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    2010 AD Aik Babarkat Sa

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    2010 A.D

    Aik Babarkat Saal…..
    Saal ki Ibtada Friday,

    Saal ki Intaha B Friday,

    Eid ul Fit’r B Friday,

    Eid ul Azha(3rd) B Friday,

    Eid Milad-un-Nabi B Friday,

    Shab-e-Me’Raaj B Friday,
    Is saal Log Juma Ki Namaz 52 Weeks

    me 53 Martaba Parehain Gay,
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    Saal Mehnat Or Kamyabi Ka Saal hy,
    INSHALLAH…..
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    Hugli Hugli Dugli Dugli

    Hugli Hugli

    Dugli Dugli

    Bugli Bugli (

    Ugly Ugly Bus…….

    Hanso mat ye rung kaala karnay ka mantar tha jo tum nay parh lia!!!
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    • Gandi Galiyan hyderabad
    • us ki kaali ankhon mein hun ye antar mantar sb
    • aisa konsa ishaq hai jis main larkion ne janaza uthaya tha
    • uski kali aankhon mein hai ye antar mantar sb
    • uski kali ankho main hain antar mantar sb
    • uski kali ankhon
    • uski kali ankhon me hen
    • uski kali ankhon mein hai ye antar mantar sb
    • Uski kali aankhon mein hai ye antar
    • uski kaali aankon
    • dugli means
    • galiya aur meaning
    • mantar sms
    • mene uske saher ko chora sms
    • rahman baba new ankhein sms
    • saby barat ki fazelat urdardu
    • us ki kali aankhon mein hain jantar mantar sab
    • uski kaali aankhon men hy ye antar mntar sb
    • uski kali ankhon mein hain yeh antar mantar sb
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    GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR

    GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye

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    PROF:kuch b?

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    GIRL:han

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    PROF:to jao or khoob study kro

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    MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta.
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    • ye khob kia hy
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    WILL U DO IT,IF WE WERE ALONE

    WILL U DO IT,IF WE WERE ALONE & IT WAS DARK & U WERE IN MY ROOM AND U WERE UNDER MY COVER,WILL U HELP ME FIND MY TEDDYBEAR.
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    • if we were alone in a room would you help me find my teddy bear
    • if we were alone text message
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    Pehly bahon main uthana,

    Pehly bahon main uthana,

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    Phir kiss kerna,

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    Phir bed per letana,

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    Pher tangain uthana,

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    Uf

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    Kitna

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    Mushkil hay,

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    Bachay ko pamper pehnana.
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    • people ki meanings
    • rakh ker honth pe honth us ne khamosh ker diya
    • suba uthanah ki dua
    • tangain in english
    • Tujhe apni baahon main sama lu text
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    • maa ki tangain
    • larki ki tangain
    • khatmal killer medicine dua
    • bache ko paida hone ka tarika
    • bahon ka meaning
    • Bahon me uthana
    • bahon meaning
    • balqes xnxx
    • choom lo tera badan poetry
    • choom loon hont tere translation in english
    • desi totkay lun ke mazboti k
    • goodi me uthana
    • Hijab girls shadi ki pahli raat stories
    • Hindi Double Meaning Best Sms Collection
    • Wwwfanny paida
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    Aurtoon ki khuli he

    Aurtoon ki khuli he…

    Or mardoon ki bund he.

    Kia?

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    Double sawari yar..
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    • double meaning stories in hindi
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    • Urdo book shade ke 1st naght
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    Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Mai

    Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,

    Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,

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    Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?

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    1. Time Change

    2. Weather Change.
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    • hamari muntazir aankhon ko un ki deed kab hogi
    • hamari muntazir ankhon ko
    • SAB KEHTE HAIN MEANS
    • Hindi shayari Sms ghazal Hamari muntazir hain ko us ki deed kab hogi abhi se hum se mat pucho hamari Eid kab hogi
    • dil ke khilone ki meaning
    • Romantic weather msg In english
    • Meaning of kehte main
    • meaning of kehte in hindi
    • kasat cha3ar image 2012
    • id kitne tarikh ko hai
    • i love winter season in english also urdu
    • beutiful WEATHER sms
    • hamari muntazir hain ko us ki deed kab ho gi abi se hum se mat pucho hamari eid kab hogi
    • bharam baaz meaning in english
    • aam mai meaning
    Read more Double Meaning SMS

    sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME!

    sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME!
    sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL.
    sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET.
    SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME…
    HE CARRIED HER OUT OF POOL.
    THEN HE TOUCHED HER BACK SOFTLY…
    AND SAID…

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    “ABAY YAR, YE BILLI PHIR PANI MAIN BHEEG GAI. ISAY DHOOP ME LE JATA HON!”
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    • nud sms in urdu
    • Nud sms
    • nekd sms urdu
    • english nacket sms
    • naked text message photos
    • mari hui billi khwab mein dekhna
    • Ladki ke paas aesi kya cheez hoti h jo ans Replaed
    • jis ki billi osi ko m
    • urdu ke mazay
    Read more Double Meaning SMS

    Some Basic Rules

    Some Basic Rules
    1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye
    KHABAR
    2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye
    HAATH
    3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye
    PAIR
    4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye
    TAREEF
    5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo
    Monthly Salary!
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    • suhagrat kase krni chaheya
    • what u say tareef in english
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    • phudi marwai ghareeb bachay se
    • Salary sms english
    • sms on mammay dabana
    • Some Basic Rules 1 Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2 Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye HAATH 3 Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye PAIR 4 Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye TAREEF 5 Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo M
    • tera chumna sms
    • subo dum rakh k samne
    • tareef of girlfriend in urdu
    • achhe bichar ki wallpaper
    • meaning of sar dabana
    • bahormate khana kaba wala qisa
    • Boobs dabana sms
    • Bus m sb ne choda
    • chumna
    • Dimag tez karne ka islami tareequa
    • Dost ki taarif sms
    • english tareef sms
    • Galla dbana
    • hindi essays on barsaat ke akhe raat
    • Hont dabana
    • mammay dabana sms
    • meaning chumna
    • Zishan ka matlab hindi me
    Read more Double Meaning SMS

    BHARWA BHARWAb

    BHARWA

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    BHARWA

    BHARWA

    BHARWA

    jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi

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    Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P
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    • wo kon sa ishq tha jis ki nazar ladkiyon ne utha answer
    • Tum kya chahte ho in to english
    • tum kia jano dard-e-tanhai sms
    • Sardarni ki chudai ki kahani
    • meaning of rabta in hindi
    • mat puchh mere sajan halat mere dil ki
    • log samjhy namazi ha
    • kon hai bharwa
    • bharwa ki kahani
    • zid karna meaning in hindi




    sexy sms


    Ishq Shayari

    Ishq Shayari

    Collection of Ishq Shayari, Urdu Ishq Shayari, Hindi Ishq Shayari, Urdu Ishq Shayari and Poetry. Ishq Shayari Section is regularly updated with new and fresh Shayari.
  • Andhairi Raat K Lamhe

  • Andhairi Raat K Lamhe Tamam Hone Tak, Tujhe Hi Sochta Hoon Subho Se Shaam Hone Tak, Main Aisa Jisam Hoon Jis Ki Rooh Bhi Tu Hai, Adhuri Zaat Hoon Main Tere Naam Hone Tak, … Teri Aawaz Sun Na Loon To DIL Nahi Lagta, Tarapta Rehta Hoon Tujh Se HUM Kalaam Hone Tak, Teri Nazar [...]
  • Ishq wahi jo ho ek tarfa…

  • ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa, IZHAR e ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai, HAI agar ishq to aankho mein dekho, ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai.. Romantic Shayari, Romantic Poetry, Urdu Romantic Shayari, Romantic Hindi Shayari, Romantic Shayari Sms, Romantic Shayaris, Romantic Love Shayari, Love Poetry P2XR83FHGYQ9
  • Zindgi Ke Hai Pecheeda Itne

  • Falsafe Zindgi Ke Hai Pecheeda Itne Ki Chalne Se Pehle Meri Raahein Bikhar Jati Hai Hazar Zakmo Ke Baad Aaj Aisa Aalam Hai Ke Ishq Ke Naam Se Hi Rooh Sihar Jati Hai
  • Ishq Aisa Karo

  • Ishq Aisa Karo Ki Dhadkan Mein Bas Jaaye Saans Bhi Lo To Khushboo Usi Ki Aaye Pyaar Ka Nasha Aankhon Pe Chhaaye Baat Koi Bhi Ho Par Naam Usi Ka Aaye
  • Ishq Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai

  • Ishq Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai Wafa Ke Naam Par Marna Sikha Deta Hai Ishq Nahi Kya To Kar Ke Dekho Zalim Har Dard? Sehna Sikha Deta Hai
  • Mere Ishq Ka Sitara

  • Raha Gurdishon Main Hardam Mere Ishq Ka Sitara Kabhi Dagmagai Kishti Kabhi Kho Gia Kinara Koi Dil K Khel Dekhe K Mohabbaaton Ki Bazi Wo Kadam Kadam Pe Jeete, Main Kadam Kadam Pe Hara Ye Hamari Bad Nasibi Jo Nahin Hai To Aur Kia Hai K Usi K Ho Gai Hain, Jo Na Ho Saka [...]
  • Mere Saamne Aakar Dekho

  • Aaina Hoon Main Mere Saamne Aakar Dekho Khud Nazar Aaogye Jo Aankh Mila Ker Dekho Mere Gham Mai Mari Takdeer Nazar Aati Hai Dugmagaaoge Mera Dard Utha Ker Dekho Youn Tu Aasaan Nazar Aata Hai Manzil Ka Safar Kitna Mushquil Hai Meri Raaha Se Jaaker Dekho Bazam Ka Meri Charagaan Hai Nazar Ka Dhoka Kin [...]
  • Matam Nahi Kertay

  • Gir Jaye Jo Dewar Tu Matam Nahi Kertay Kartay Hain Boht Log Magar Hum Nahi Kertay Hai Apni Tabiat Main Jo Khami Tu Yehi Hai Hum Ishq Tu Kertay Hain Magar Kam Nahi Kertay Nafrat Se Tu Behter Hai Ke Rastay Hi Juda Hoon Bekar Guzar Gahon Ko Baham Nahi Kertay Her Sans Mein Dozakh [...]
  • Teray Ghar Ki Nazuk Khirkiyan

  • Ajj Phir Totaain Gi Teray Ghar Ki Nazuk Khirkiyan Ajj Ek Deewana Teray Shahar Mein Dekha Gaya
  • Ek Tumharey Jaisa

  • Aisa Karna Key Chand Sey Kuch Mitti Lana Us Main Sey Do Putley Banana Ek Tumharey Jaisa Ek Merey Jaisa Un Potloon Ko Phir Tum Toor Deyna Un Sey Phir Tum Do Putley Banana Ek Tumharey Jaisa Ek Merey Jaisa Ta K Kuch Kuch Tum Main Hum Reh Jayen Kuch Kuch Hum Main Tum Reh [...]

    Kiss SMS

    Kiss is the first step to show


    Kiss is the first step to show
    how much i love you,
    how much i think about you,
    how much i miss u
    and
    show that i trust u...

    Never KISS a lady police


    Never KISS a lady police,
    She will say, hands up.
    Never KISS a lady doctor,
    She will say, Next please
    Always KISS a lady teacher,
    She will say, repeat it 5 time
    posted in Funny SMS, Kiss SMS

    A boy ask the girl for a kiss


    True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl
    For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes
    And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss'
    But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"
    posted in Kiss SMS, Love SMS

    Full form of KISS MISS


    DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS
    K=KISS
    I=IS
    S=SO
    S=SWEET
    M=MISS
    I=IS
    S=SO
    S=SEXY
    THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY
    posted in Kiss SMS

    A kiss is something


    A kiss is something
    you cannot give without taking
    and cannot take without giving.
    posted in Kiss SMS

    Meaning of kisses


    Different types of kisses and their meaning
    Kiss On The Forehead ->"Forever you Will Be Mine"
    Kiss On The Ear ->"I'm romantic"
    Kiss On The Cheek ->"We're Friends"
    Kiss On The Hand ->"I Adore You"
    Kiss On The Neck ->"We Belong Together"
    Kiss On The Shoulder ->"I Want You"
    Kiss On The Lips ->"I Love You" OR"I Want You"
    posted in Kiss SMS, Love SMS

    What kisses mean?


    What kisses mean!
    KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
    KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
    KISS ON NECK=i want u,
    KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
    KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=....
    lets not get carried away!

    wo kiya hai
    Wo kiyA hAi??
    JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




    U Dirty MiNd





    AnswEr hAi

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    BethA
    huA

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    BAkrA ... :p ;->

     
    a simple logic
    A Simple Logic:

    Human=eat+work+sleep
    +enjoy

    Donkey=eat+work+sleep

    Ther4
    Human=donkey+enjoy
    0r
    Human-enjoy=donkey

    i.e.Human who doesnt enjoy is a donkey

     
    ek din sham ko jb chai ka
    Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa, main ne chaha k us ko b apne sath apne pas le aaon lekin ye soch kr chup ho gye k ammi gusa karain gi, is liye meri chahat aur tarap muje beqarar kr rhi thi kyun ye waqt chai ka tha aur main




    "BISCUT" k bina nhi rah skti thi. :-) :-D
     
    i dont want to go
    Son: I Don't Want To Go School Ma!
    All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
    &
    The Kids Hate Me.

    Mom:No!
    U Should Go, Bcoz U R The






    "Principal"

     
    ek chalees ki last local
    Kisi RaiLwAy tRaCk pEr aPun kI LiFe bHi jHkaAs hO JaNI Thi.








    >>MaGr saALA
    Paki§tAn mE

    Ek cHaLeEs kI Last LocAL Nahi chALti. . .

     
    smack dat bastard
    Did U Knw Dat

    Whn Sum1 Annoys U

    It Takes 42 Muscles To Frown

    But

    It Takes Only 4 Muscles To Extend Your Arm Out

    And


    Smack Dat Bastard In The Head :P ;->

     
    uffo kia krte ho
    Uffo kia krte ho
    Dur hat jao
    Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?
    Aqal nahi hy kya?
    Uf abi nhi karo na

    Akele me krna











    NAAK SAAF ;->

    Hmesha Ganda Sochna :p

     
    business communication
    B C is the short form of...

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    B C ka matlab hai

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    Business Communication..!

    Pata nahi log Q galat sochne lag jate hain.....;->

     
    ye sangemarmar
    Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

    Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab

    Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

    Kambakht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Aisi Hy ;->

    Misleading SMS / Text Messages

    Misleading SMS / Text Messages


    A short thing
    its get longer as u hold it
    & pass between woman's breast
    & enters into a small hole
    What is it?









    Ans. cars seat belt...u dirty mind

    We will buy new wedding wring

    Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
    Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,
    Girlfriend:Push it in,
    Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,
    Girlfriend:Its painful,
    Boyfriend:Forget it.
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    Well buy new WEDDING RING!

    What is 6" inch long


    Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
    which is 6" long
    and move it in and out
    and wait for a white substance to come out?
    Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
    i cant tell such words
    Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

    When things go wrong, i want 2 b there


    When things go wrong,
    when sadness fills your heart &
    when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
    just let me know.
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    cause I want 2b there 4 U!
    I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
    posted in Misleading SMS

    It's the things that satisfies your mind


    It's the thing that satisfies
    ur mind, body & soul!
    Do it on bed, on a sofa,
    in the car or anywhere!
    It's called Prayer!
    God bless ur naughty mind.

    Meri tarah perfect


    I never forget my sincere friends
    when i see some faults in them
    i keep patient & just realize that
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    "ab har koi meri terha perfect
    tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)

    I want u ... To be with me In a


    I want u ...
    To be with me In a nice Restaurent
    To have candle light dinner.... &
    to say those sweet three words to U....
    "Pay The Bill"

    Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do


    Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
    Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
    Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
    Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,



    kafi der tak wo apnay
    KAFI DER TAK WO APNAY HATH SE MERA PAKDAY RAHA PAPPU,

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    AUR KUCH DER BAAD BOLA...

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    TUMHE BUKHAAR HAY. TUMHARE HATH KAFI GARAM HO RHAY HAY..!!
     
    a little girl whn askd
    A Little Girl Whn Askd Her Name, Wud Rply-"I'm Mr. David's Daughter"
    Her Mother Told Her This Was Wrong, She Must Say-"I'm Jenifer David"
    The Vicar Spoke 2 Her In Sunday School & Said "Aren't U Mr. David's Daughter?" Wid Her Mom Standing Jst Away, She Replied
    "I Thought I Was Bt Mummy Says I'm Not" ;->
     
    what comes down
    whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up?
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    tHiNk
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    tHiNk
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    itS eAZy
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    stILL cOnFuSeD?
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    Ok
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    oH Its RAIN...!
     
    jab kisi ke taraf dil
    Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy
    Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay
    to..
    To..
    To..
    To..
    To..
    To..
    To...
    VICKS ki goli lu
     
    pecia tea
    ; ; ; ; ; ;
    c("""") c("""")
    """" """"

    $pecia£ TEA

    Ek mere leye
    !
    Aur
    !
    dosri b mere leye.

    Tum Chahye To Apni Bana K Pio.

     
    aj hum aap se dil ki
    Aj hum aap se dil ki baat karty hain mind na karna:-@%-)




    MAIN







    Aap



    Se




    Bohat:-)



    PIY...:-*




    Piya...:-O





    PIYARA HON.
     
    double meaning
    love is a mamory that's naver fad's i will hold u in my heart allway's from ur touchi emotional.......

     
    a man goin 2 his work
    A man goin 2 his work, Another man asks:
    "Kahan ja raha hy bhai?"
    2nd rplied: Yar kaarkhany ja rha hon
    1st: Aby ghr me khana nhi pkta jo Car khany ja rha hy ;->
     
    road per khri hui orat
    Road pEr kHri Hui Orat

    Jo hEr Car wALay Rokay

    ¤Unse Muk Muka Kray,

    ¤NiqaAb OrH Le


    KON HO SAKTI HAI?





    Kya Kaha?



    Taxi. . .




    Aray Bhai,


    I M TalKing Abt



    Trafic Lady Warden.



    Dirty Mind. . . .;;
     
    crime doesnt pay
    Crime Doesn't Pay. . . .





    Does

    THAT


    MEAN



    MY


    JOB



    IS




    A









    "CRIME"

    double meaning sms / text messages

    double meaning sms / text messages

    &

    twisted sms / text messages

    posted in Misleading SMS

    Someone misses you


    SomeOne..
    MiSSES U..
    NeeDS U..
    Worries About U
    Lonely Without U
    Guess Who?
    THE MONKEY IN
    ... THE ZOO ..

    U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world


    You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
    Just a second, don't misunderstand.
    CUTE means:
    Creating
    Useless
    Troubles
    Everywhere..

    Caught sleeping together


    Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
    Boy2.Oh! I know her
    Boy1:How?
    Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
    Boy1:What the hell?
    Boy2.during lecture in maths class
    Think +ve:)

    Wife said I'm dying


    Husband texts to wife on cell..
    "Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
    Wife: I'm dying..!
    Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
    Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
    Husband: "Bloody English Language!

    Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju


    Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
    Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
    Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
    Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
    posted in Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS

    Millions Of People Write Love Letters.


    Millions of people write love letters.
    But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
    Just imagine how lucky i m!
    Great words said by
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    ** dust bin **


    PUNCTUATION POWER:

    An English professor wrote the words:

    "A woman without her man is nothing"

    & Asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

    All the males
    wrote:
    "A Woman, widout her man, is nothing"

    While,
    All females wrote:
    "A Woman ! without her, man is nothng". :D


    <('.')
    /"/> tXt
    _/"\_K죣€r

     
    larki jub saray kapray utaar
    Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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    Taar khali ho jati hay.
    Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->

     
    smile is the 2nd best thing
    smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
    Of course you know the first one... :-D





    It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

    But I like the way U think! ;-)

     
    there iz nothing greater
    Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
    So go get married fast and bcome parents.
    Think different
    Do different:-D..

     
    bangali student se
    TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

    Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

    "My BrothEr cAn't Cook."





    BAngALi:

    "HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->

     
    mrs taniya good news for you
    Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

    Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

    Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
    :D
     
    ragging ke waqt larko
    Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

    Patna kahan par hai?

    Larki-India mein

    Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

     
    1 class ka bacha
    2010.
    1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
    Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
    Miss: So sweet!
    Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
    Miss: Wo kyon?
    Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
    Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

    Bacha:
    .
    Tution parhne k liye..

     
    ur annual dementia test
    Ur Annual Dementia
    test! :)

    Exercise of brain is as important as of the muscles.
    Below is a very important private way to guage ur loss & non-loss of intelligence. :)
    OK - relax - clear ur mind & begin


    Wat do we put in toaster?

    'bread'
    if u said 'toast,'
    give up now. Try not to hurt urself. If u said 'bread,' go to next question.

    Say - 'silk' 9 times
    now - spell 'silk.' Wat do cows drink?

    Cows drink 'water'
    If u said 'milk' dont attempt the next one. Ur brain is over-stressed n may even overheat. Proceed if u said 'water'.

    If red house is made of red bricks, black house of black bricks, blue of blue bricks, yellow of yellow bricks, pink of pink bricks, brown of brown bricks, what's a green house made of?

    Green house is made of Grass :p
    If u said 'green bricks' -y the heck r u still readin? :p

     
    mangta hoon to deti nahi
    Mangta hoon to deti nahi...

    jawab mere salwal ka..

    Deti hai to khada ho jata hai..

    Rom rom jazbat ka..

    khada hota hai to dalne ko man karta hai....

    balo me fool gulab ka...

    dalta hoon to tapak padta hai..

    patta patta gulab ka...